The secret to a Huggies diaper lies in a combination of containment gaskets and hundreds of people behind the scenes.
Bringing a baby to Cracker Barrel is effectively throwing chum in shark-infested waters. We were lucky to survive.
I think I’ve finally figured out why parents are obsessed with making their kids say Thank You – and it has nothing to do with manners.
Some day, after a decade of crime sprees, I’m sure my daughter will realize a 10-minute timeout was the point where it all went wrong.